Don't get me wrong, I appreciate every one of them, keep 'em comin'. It is just a source of amusement to me.
|Take Person A of the past: |
Same person with a cupcake project cupcake:
- Evaluates appearance.
- Stops and smells.
- Tastes cake alone
- Tastes frosting alone.
- Takes a series of small bites of the combination.
- Pauses for thought.
- States, "It was good.. but.." Too much enthusiasm can't be shown because a good critic doesn't give a 10 to many things.
I work for the biggest beer company in the USA. It was only a matter of time before I made a beer cupcake. Although, and you can just pretend you didn't see this, I didn't use beer from my company for these cupcakes. I used a great beer, Young's Double Chocolate Stout. Read into this what you wish.
I got the recipe from Big City, Little Kitchen. I just replaced the Guinness with the chocolate stout. Update 12/9/12: Big City Little Kitchen is no longer live. So, I am including the recipe as I made it below.
Yield 24 cupcakes:
- 1 cup chocolate stout
- 1 stick, plus 1 tb, unsalted butter
- 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa
- 2 cups dark brown sugar
- 3/4 cup sour cream
- 2 eggs
- 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
- 2 cups flour
- 2 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
- Preheat oven to 350 F.
- Combine the chocolate stout and the butter, chopped into 1-inch chunks, in a large sauce pan, and heat to melt the butter.
- Remove from heat, and whisk in the cocoa and sugar.
- In a bowl, whisk the sour cream with the eggs and vanilla, then add to the beer mixture.
- Sift together the flour and baking soda, and fold into the batter.
- Pour into cupcake tins and bake for 25 minutes, or until inserted cake tester comes out clean.
- Let stand 10 minutes, remove from cupcake tin, and cool completely on a rack.
For those of you reading this thinking "eww beer cupcakes", the good news is you can't even taste the beer. It just tastes like a nice, rich, not too sweet chocolate cupcake. For those of you who really wanted to try a strong knock-you-on-your-ass beer flavored cupcake, this probably isn't it.
Whoa.... hold up..... the big big boss just came by my cube where the cupcake Tupperware is sitting. I must point out that he does not know about the project, so of course he is less of a critic. However, he liked them and was so excited about a beer cupcake that he wanted the recipe. Good thing he doesn't know what brand of beer went into them.
Back to your regularly scheduled blogging.
Or not... he's come back to my cube to offer me a recipe of his own. This one is for beer margaritas.
See, I wasn't kidding about the importance of using a certain brand of beer (btw.. I know this recipe is blurry. It's a lesson on what happens when you drink beer.)
The frosting had two parts.
To be honest, the glaze wasn't meant to be a glaze, but by the time I added enough Double Chocolate Stout to it that you could taste it at all, it was too runny to be anything but a glaze. Luckily, it worked perfectly. It looks like I planned it to be a nice layer of beer foam.
- 1 8oz package of cream cheese (Don't be lazy and use the cream cheese straight out of the fridge. Wait for it to be room temperature. Who would make a stupid mistake like that and end up with some lumps of cream cheese in the glaze? ummm... me )
- 1 can of Double Chocolate Stout
- 4+ cups of powdered sugar
- 1/4 cup butter
The icing swirl at the top is the icing from none other than my Grandma's famous golden glow cake (first mentioned here). This a tried and true winner chocolate frosting.
- 1 8 oz package of cream cheese
- 3 T milk
- 3 C powdered sugar
- 2 squares of melted unsweetened bakers chocolate
I'll make these again if someone requests them. This time the glaze will be on purpose. I'd really like to try making them with our smaller local beer company's coffee stout (if you like coffee and beer, you should try this beer) and a coffee based frosting.